Caribbean fast food outlet closed because of government meddling

The "Bamboo Joint", which is in the borough of Waltham Forest, East London has been forced to close because it is too close to a school. This isn't a bar, this isn't a strip club or a crack den, this is a newly opened caribbean takeaway.
The Bamboo Joint is 400 metres from two schools.
the new legislation, which came in last year is designed to prevent fast food outlets (kebab shops, takeaways and other hot food outlets) from opening or trading near schools.

What utter bullshit. Obviously police and the council are too busy dealing with takeaways to bother with real crime...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8008115.stm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1172094/Police-close-Caribbean-takeaway-opening-close-schools.html

Let's have some fun!

Saw this slightly worrying poster the other day, and it occured to me that we could have some fun!

So, break out your image editing software, and get going!

Here's a blank one:
And here's my first go:

Jacqui Smith is a cunt. Let's let the world know.

We all love Jackboot Jacqui, don't we? I just happen to have stumbled upon her homepage... Now, at the moment, this page doesn't feature when you google search for Jacqui Smith, so, I thought we could show her just how nice us bloggers can be, and get her page to number one on her google search page... Google ranks pages based on the number of times they are linked to, and the text within the link. thus, a link like this: Jacqui Smith will tell the google search bot that the page has something to do with Jacqui Smith. The bold text on this page also lets the google-bot know that this page is related to Jacqui smith. Thus, the page to be found at Jacqui Smith is increased in rank. If enough people link to the page, it will, eventually, with not much effort arrive on the front page of google. Because her homepage has the words Jacqui Smith on it, it is placed higher in the rankings than if it didn't.

So, bloggers, commenters, I ask you, spread this message, help dear Jacqui to promote her new homepage... Replicate this post, post the link in your sidebar... spread it! This can and will work!

the text you need to post is: <a href="http://jacqui-smith.ytmnd.com/">Jacqui Smith</a>

So, post this on your blog, post it in the comments of other blogs... The more, the faster!

P.S. Turn your sound on for the hompeage, it's worth it!! :)

Jacqui Smith is a cunt.

Jacqui Smith is a cunt.

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