Topical Rantings

It has been a while...

In the space of a week formula 2 driver Henry Surtees dies after being hit on the head by a rogue tyre... and formula 1's Felipa Massa got hit on the head by debris causes him to lose consciousness and crash... At first I was really against closed cockpit vehicles, it would just be a completely different sport. But two freak accidents in a week? Once is an occurence, Twice is notable, Three times is a pattern... Fingers crossed Max Mosley is next to get hit on the head by a broken car.

Moving on!

Going to keep this one short, by election results are just more evidence people want Gorgon out.

Stop having ago at Jeremy Clarkson everytime he calls Gordon Brown a cunt, its fact for fuck sake.

Also in the news?
Katie Price and Peter Andre? fuck off.
Kerry Katona and Mark nobody? fuck off.
Michael Jacksons doctor? fuck off.
Swine flu? fuck off

The list goes on...

On the note of swine flu, read a witty comment the other day: (this applies to uni students!)
"freshers week will be like a festival to aid the spread of swine flu" scarily correct me thinks.

Final note. Can we have a little riot outside Downing Street until the unelect fat scottish one resigns.

Pretty please :-]

Yes We Should Ban the Burkhas

I'm not going to write a long ranting post, im just going to point out the facts.

• Burkhas are oppressive and alienate women.
• The Koran says women should dress 'moderately' (where the fuck did living inside a black fabric body bag come from?).
  
• If we visit a mulsim country we have to dress as they want. (so clerics and other fucknuggets can't claim that banning the burkha is a racist act).
• Many women are forced to wear a burkha against their will.
• (As the French president has said) 'It is not a sign of religion, it is a sign of subservience.
• It can be a security risk. If I walked into a bank in a burkha, no one would mind. If I walked into a bank wearing a balaclava the alarms would be going off before I could ask to withdraw some money.
• Restricting for the wearer, in general everyday activities, jobs and socially
• They are uncomfortable (according to various reporters, muslim reporters)

In summary really, I'm just scratching the surface of the problems with burkhas, my personal view is that they should be banned. If I were to travel to a muslim country I'm not allowed to drink or be half dressed. So claiming it is a religious right is bullshit as nowhere in the teachings of islam does it say women should where the burkha.

I don't normally agree with the French but on this one they've got it right.

Tube Strike... Striking achieves NOTHING

Tube strikes are causing more havoc than a minor terrorist attack, without the fatalities. Nobody working in London is going to have a good journey to work when they can't take their usual route, and have this site waiting at the bus stop:


The tube workers want a payrise? What, now? When everyone else is feeling hard times because of a recession, getting their pay frozen at a low rate whilst tube workers (or their union) want a 5% payrise!?

Fuck off.

Then the other wheel in the works: the demand by the RMT to have 2 sacked employees reinstated.

1: Under investigation for alleged theft.
2: Pulling up at station and opening the wrong side doors of the train.

Sorry but if you can't tell which fucking side is left and which is right, then check what side the platform is on. If you can't even do that you fucking deserve to be fired. Because of the chaos caused by fears of no tubes last night, the train was once again RAMMED like a tin of sardines. IF the wrong doors had opened at that point in time a good hundred or so commuters would have tipped out of the carriage and down the side of the train?! reinstated? fuck off! if someone had got hurt he would be getting some form of anal probing from the authorities.

This two day strike is a joke, at the end of the day it achieves NOTHING. All it has done is hurt the fragile economy, fucked with people's lives, jobs and mornings.

And the best part of it all is that we are paying a hefty portion of our wages for the priveledge of using this service that is so reliable there's even an iphone app to check what lines are running, delayed or working.

Sort it the fuck out.

I want the tubes to run like clock work not like a one legged monkey.

[irony] I'm sure i'm not the only Londoner that is a huge fan of the Tube right now. [/irony]

Egg on yer face Mr. Griffin?

Okay more like the back of your head than face, but that's good enough for me!

The Demise of Gordon Iminent?

Look Gordon!, that's a cabinet which is NOT broken.

Well hasn't a lot happened!

Just a quick note to say, if the broach Hazel Blears was wearing (about rocking the boat) was chosen on purpose, very nice touch! Cheeky little....

Back on topic... with the latest hot topic being an email calling for an uprising to de-throne the unelect one. See Below.


Earlier today, James Purnell resigning! and in the process of doing so calling for Gordon Brown to stand down!

From my point of view, Gordon Brown has now lost complete control, it's as if people are quitting to distance themselves from him. TBH I'd do the same. I don't know what good Gorgon has done for this country, if any. He's lost the publics confidence, and now his own cabinet's. At this stage, unless whoever replaces Gorgon is beyond AMAZING I don't think labour have a hope in hell of staying in power.

I read an interesting article, maybe in the Times or Telegraph, about Gordon walking into the house of commons and being really happy and smiley. But as things got worse, David Cameron making some negative comments, Gordon's smile got bigger and his 'mood' seemed to improve. To me, this shows he knows he's fucked. That is the sign of a man shitting his pants if there ever was one.

Gordon, please step down now, before 71 or more MPs get the security round to throw you out on your ass. Hold on to the few shreds of dignity you can.

Why Won't Gordon Brown Just Leave?

Stand down or call for an election god dammit!

"He said that he was determined to "clean up" the political system before the country went to the polls again while at the same time leading Britain out of recession."

For fuck sake, the people don't want YOU to. Call for an election and let the people decide who they would like to be in charge.

At the end of the day, its got nothing to do with a desire to fix our country, or to restore faith in MPs after all of the scandals! It's to do with this: Labour are more popular then the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, delaying holding an election is just pissing the public off. It's not reassuring people that the country is going to be fixed, its reassuring people the 'democracy' they live in is being run by an un-elect ape.

I wonder what the odds on Gorgon being PM for as long as legally possible are. Hmm.

Goodbye Elliot Morley

Minister of being an Ugly Cunt...

~£16,000 claims for a non-existent mortgage, was not such a little mistake! Thank god he is leaving.

What is really surprising me about all of this is how far MPs are from real life in the U.K. It is how they look at £16,000 as a little mistake on their expenses (as an example, a lot of them have been doing it!) which is ridiculus. a £16,000 mistake? in reality there are people trying to scrape by earning around that same amount, I bet they don't see that much money as something that could be an accident.

Imagine that, getting a five figure sum of money that your not meant to be getting! I'd be chuffed!

MPs need a massive injection of reality directly into their penny grabbing arms.

Jacqui Smith is headed to court!

That's right, they're fucking on to you!

Hoorah!

We should all raise our glasses to Anthony Weaver for filling out the relevant paper work to make the thief account for what she has done!

BBC: "Mr Weaver, 62, said he wanted to prosecute Ms Smith under Section 2 (1) of the Fraud Act 2006."

Good Times.

John Wicks

All there is to say:

Good job fine sir :-)

MPs appear to be Siderodromophobic (scared of trains)

There should be a rule about second home allowances that if an MPs first home is near a tube station, HE SHOULD FUCKING USE IT. Are MPs to good for the tube? This is the second or third story i've read where an MP, in this case John Austin, has claimed thousands of pounds to save 30 minutes of sitting on the tube. A large majority of the public use the tube, why can't MPs?

I can see why they wouldn't want to use it right now during all of this, but if they weren't theiving bastards, then they wouldn't feel like they might get attacked on the underground.

The nice point about John Austin's story is how he used expenses to refurbish it then sell it on for profit.

Cunt.

Watch Them Squirm

Question Time 14/5 ->BBC iplayer

This is a great watch. Recommended.

Shahid Malik has stepped down - Not so sure you have done nothing wrong now, are you?

Just to remind you, he has done nothing wrong




Why have you stepped down then, Mr MAlik??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8051091.stm

The Daily Mail did something interesting for once

"We [The Daily Mail] are joining forces with the Tax-Payers' Alliance to launch a campaign for the private prosecutions of backbenchers and ministers who have pocketed thousands of pounds through dishonest claims."

Well that is rather interesting, hopefully some of the greedy bastards (fingers crossed it's Jacqui Smith and Hazel Blears) will get the fucking book thrown at them.

UPDATE: Just read about Ed Balls & Yvette Cooper, I hope they get fucked by the long dick of the law over this. and not to mention Shahid Malik the delusional prick, I don't think ANYONE living in Britain today would claim a £730 massage chair to be something essential to doing their job. everyone else seems to fucking manage without one?!

UPDATE 2: Shahid Malik has stepped down pending further investigation. Only another ~643 to go!

Swine Flu? Fuck Off.

How has Swine Flu become a world pandemic? The World Health Organisation have gone crazy over swine flu classing it a 'Phase 5' pandemic (Phase 6 is their top level pandemic, so surely Phase 5 should be killing a good few thousand?); 6,500 people have been infected by the virus, of which 65 have died... so that's 1% of the 6,500!?

Now let's look at these figures on the grand scale of human life on earth:

Swine Flu: 0.00000000095%

(65 deaths of 6,790,062,216 world population)

Normal Flu: 0.000007%

(500,000 deaths of 6,790,062,216 world population)

I'm not trying to dispute the fact there's a new virus that's killing people, i'm pissed off by the media band wagon about the whole situation. 65 people die from swine flu its on every front page, but half a million die every year and its unlikely to be on the back page of a selection of papers with nothing better to report.

[offtopic]
The media write so much bollocks to sell a few paper, I can't believe how long they've been sponging off Madelaine Mccan's kidnapping, THOUSANDS of children get kidnapped but somehow they're not worthy of the headlines? Why? If I had a child that had been kidnapped I'd be fucking annoyed that the Sun hasn't printed out posters on their middle page to help the search when Madelaine is still making headlines two years on.
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People in the United Kingdom are going on the tube with masks on and being really twitchy if someone pulls that face people pull just before they sneeze. Newspapers blow pretty much everything out of proportion. Swine Flu especially. Get the fuck over it, letting something stupid like this affect your everyday life is just ridiculous.

I give it another 2 to 3 months before the next cancer causing food or killer disease is out, I predict C4T strain of cat flu...

Are MPs just con artists now?

Sneaky Bastard much?

"Mr Mackay, the MP for Bracknell in Berkshire, is the first person to lose his job over the MPs’ expenses scandal.

He is married to Julie Kirkbride, who represents Bromsgrove in Worcestershire.

Mr Mackay has used his second homes allowance to claim more than £1,000 a month in mortgage interest payments on their joint flat near Westminster.

However, his wife used her Additional Costs Allowance to claim over £900 a month on paying off the home loan for their family home near her constituency.

This means they effectively had no main home but two second homes – and were using public funds to pay for both of them."

-Telegraph.co.uk

I bet they thought that was a real clever scam they had going. Thank fuck he has resigned.

Cunt.

Update: Relating this to my other post about how everything they've done are just silly little mistakes; Morley has referred to this as an 'anomaly'. If you say so...

MP's Expenses: "Mistakes"

Does the pig remind anyone else of a certain unelected prime minister?

What is really taking the piss with this expenses bullshit is the "mistakes" that all of the MP's are making. The one that is really making me laugh is Elliot Fucking Morley... Mr Morley was claiming £800 a month for mortgage payments for his house in Scunthorpe. The "mistake" in this instance is that the mortgage was fully repaid in March 2006?!
Claiming a mistake of £16,000?!

If anyone else had mistakenly swindled their employer out of £16,000 he would be fired on the spot for being an incompetent fucking idiot!!

Anything regarding Phil Woolas just pisses me off, claiming for £210.31 of reciepts which include women's shoes, bibs and nail polish. AND THEN his defense is that "well I could have claimed £400 but I didn't". How does that make his claim just or right? It doesn't, end of. Even if the women's shoes were for him, I still don't see how dressing up as a fugly woman is imperitive to his job at home or in his constituency.

At the end of the day, if anyone who was not an MP 'mistakenly' claimed THOUSANDS of £££s from their employer they would be forced to pay it back and have their employment swiftly terminated.

Paying back the expenses?

This expenses thing is a funny one... I am finding it is angering me more and more as each day goes on. Strangely, it's not quite for the obvious reasons...
It's not the blatentness of the fraud and lies that gets to me, I expect nothing less from the 646. There has only ever been one honest, good intentioned man to walk onto the premises of Parliament, and that was in the 1600's. His name was Guy.
It's not the actual things that these MP's have claimed for that gets to me. In fact, we knew all along it would come to this when the information was released. It has ben building up. Jacqui's porn claims were but a warning, the tip of the iceberg.

It's the continued blatant hypocrisy from all MP's and parties which makes me sick. The MP's going on TV, on the radio spouting off about how they have done nothing wrong, how they have not mis-used the money, about how they are ok, and in the right, and have not broken the rules.

Well, it's all well and good to say that, and they might not have broken the letter of the rules, but they have ALL broken the spirit of them.

But it's when they turn around and say that it doesn't matter what they did, it's ok, we can forget it, because they are paying it back. That is what gets to me. No-one should fall in for this. No-one.

"Don't worry tax payers, I'm innocent."
"Oh, and parliment, you can have the money back anyway. I'm innocent, but it's the right thing to do"

OF COURSE IT'S THE RIGHT FUCKING THING, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SPENT THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU CUNT.

It's disgusting. I would have no problem with it if the MP's were apoligising, and then paying back the money, grovelling a bit more and actually being honest, but no. That's not what they are doing. It makes me sick.

Caribbean fast food outlet closed because of government meddling

The "Bamboo Joint", which is in the borough of Waltham Forest, East London has been forced to close because it is too close to a school. This isn't a bar, this isn't a strip club or a crack den, this is a newly opened caribbean takeaway.
The Bamboo Joint is 400 metres from two schools.
the new legislation, which came in last year is designed to prevent fast food outlets (kebab shops, takeaways and other hot food outlets) from opening or trading near schools.

What utter bullshit. Obviously police and the council are too busy dealing with takeaways to bother with real crime...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8008115.stm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1172094/Police-close-Caribbean-takeaway-opening-close-schools.html

Let's have some fun!

Saw this slightly worrying poster the other day, and it occured to me that we could have some fun!

So, break out your image editing software, and get going!

Here's a blank one:
And here's my first go:

Jacqui Smith is a cunt. Let's let the world know.

We all love Jackboot Jacqui, don't we? I just happen to have stumbled upon her homepage... Now, at the moment, this page doesn't feature when you google search for Jacqui Smith, so, I thought we could show her just how nice us bloggers can be, and get her page to number one on her google search page... Google ranks pages based on the number of times they are linked to, and the text within the link. thus, a link like this: Jacqui Smith will tell the google search bot that the page has something to do with Jacqui Smith. The bold text on this page also lets the google-bot know that this page is related to Jacqui smith. Thus, the page to be found at Jacqui Smith is increased in rank. If enough people link to the page, it will, eventually, with not much effort arrive on the front page of google. Because her homepage has the words Jacqui Smith on it, it is placed higher in the rankings than if it didn't.

So, bloggers, commenters, I ask you, spread this message, help dear Jacqui to promote her new homepage... Replicate this post, post the link in your sidebar... spread it! This can and will work!

the text you need to post is: <a href="http://jacqui-smith.ytmnd.com/">Jacqui Smith</a>

So, post this on your blog, post it in the comments of other blogs... The more, the faster!

P.S. Turn your sound on for the hompeage, it's worth it!! :)

Jacqui Smith is a cunt.

Jacqui Smith is a cunt.

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